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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:09

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
What are three skills that you would like to have, and why?
Loons and Moons
Still no good
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How is TikTok able to censor porn?
No way
So they tried
Just Forget it!
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
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Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
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Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
What exactly is digital marketing?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Mountaineers Defeat Kentucky to Advance to Super Regionals - West Virginia University Athletics
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones