What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

What is the reason that Worcester, Massachusetts is not as well-known as Boston and Springfield, even though it is a large city with many neighborhoods?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

What are three skills that you would like to have, and why?

Loons and Moons

Still no good

How is TikTok able to censor porn?

No way

So they tried

Just Forget it!

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

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Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Five differences between Pilates and yoga you need to know before deciding which is right for you, according to a certified teacher - Fit&Well

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

Miley Cyrus Recalls How She Used to 'Hide' Drug Spending From Her Accountant - TooFab

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

2025 NHL Draft Results and Team-by-Team Grades for Notable Picks - Bleacher Report

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

What exactly is digital marketing?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

What is music publishing?

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Mountaineers Defeat Kentucky to Advance to Super Regionals - West Virginia University Athletics

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why are conservatives banning liberal books? Why are conservatives so offended by the teaching of racism and other topics?